by
Donna Tartt
“Right,” I said politely, going into the kitchen and pouring myself a huge vodka. [...]
this is in response to an annoying guy talking about his kid ... i feel like the punchline could be a little more subtle. like instead of a huge vodka, something a little more comical and deadpan. refilled my water glass with straight vodka or something. dont put the 'huge' part in front of the punchline etc