'How did you know Alison?'
'I was her first boyfriend.'
There's a silence, and for a moment I worry that for the last twenty years I have been held responsible in the Ashworth house for some sort of sexual crime I did not commit.
'She married her first boyfriend. Kevin. She's Alison Bannister.'
'What did you say your name was'
'Rob. Bobby. Bob. Robert. Robert Zimmerman.' Fucking hell.
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