[...] "If I could explain one thing to the American Eagle, it would be that: he should be hanging city officials by their ankles out of their office windows until they can explain how this fucked-up, ridiculous situation came to pass on their watch. Then he can move on to the police union. Then the software developers. I understand how a guy like that can end up feeling like he's just tinkering in the margins of the problem and wants to draw a line in the sand, but drawing it in front of Wilbur Robinson is a no-win situation."