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“More Roman than any Englishman had ever been,” went one panegyric from the 1920s

the first time I had a real chance not to be complicit with evil, I found I had a staggering gift for casuistry

Mic, or Uproxx, or Occupy Democrats, or some other part-time semiotic organization, analyzing the meaning and implications of Clinton’s A/B-tested not-quite-remarks

“BERNIE SANDERS!” they cry in unison, and mawkishly enough I choke back tears.

I was called to a meeting with my leads in the food court of a shopping mall, where they screamed at me for my apostasy