"Making me come. Me as a person," said Vlad the Impaler. "Where is that ditzy bitch?"
"Sorry about that."
"Ms. Beadsman, I am coming to like you, unless it's simply the inevitably favorable comparison of anyone with Vigorous here. Have you ever had intercourse with someone soon to be of infinite size?"
"Lenore, please. Norman, friend, really. A universe-view is one thing. No one can grow to infinite size."
"Has anyone ever tried?"
"Not to my knowledge, no, but ..."
"Then do me a kindness not to shrilly monger finite failure until I've tried. No one had ever been able to give butter life,…