59, Eastchester NY: guy who watched Bewitched a lot and as a result had this fantasy of freezing time, but then got lost in the logical and metaphysical paradoxes thereof (loved this)
72, North Miami Beach FL: guy who loves women and ends with "oh no not again behind you look out!" wat
28, Ypsilanti MI: dialogue between two guys talking about what women want (i.e., to be rescued)
Foster Wallace, D. (2000). Brief Interviews with Hideous Men. In Foster Wallace, D. Brief Interviews with Hideous Men. Abacus, pp. 181-199