I must say this in defense of my mother. One of the best things she said to me was: "You know, all the knowledge of the world is in the library and I will show you how to use it." And she did. She took me to the library and we walked in and she showed me how the card catalog worked and she introduced me to the lady who worked there and I spent a very beautiful summer there and was very proud of it. Like I could really go up to the card catalog, look up books, get authors, pull the books off the shelves, and so on. It was too much, man.