Bookmarker is a personal project by @dellsystem to help with retaining reading material. Source on GitHub.

I am so constituted that I absolutely must gulp down the juice of three oranges before confronting the rigours of day. So at seven-thirty I took a quick shower, and five minutes later was out of the house in the company of the long-eared and dejected Sobakevich.

why is this so funny

—p.190 by Vladimir Nabokov 3 years ago