• time-shares in ministerial beachside villas at Palanga!
• pro rata mineral rights and logging rights to all national parklands!
• appointment of selected local magistrates and judges!
• blanket 24-hour-a-day parking privileges in perpetuity in the Old City of Vilnius!
• fifty-percent discount on selected rentals of Lithuanian national troops and armaments on a signup basis, except during wartime!
• no-hassle adoptions of Lithuanian girl babies!
• discretionary immunity from left-turn-on-red prohibitions!
• inclusion of the investor's likeness on commemorative stamps, collector's-item coins, microbrewery beer labels, bas-relief chocolate- covered Lithuanian cookies, Heroic Leader trading cards, printed wrapping tissue for holiday Clementines, etc.!
• honorary Doctorate of Humane Letters from Vilnius University, founded in 1578!
• "no-questions-asked" access to wiretaps and other state-security apparatus!
• the legally enforceable right, whilst on Lithuanian soil, to such titles and honorifics as "Your Lordship" and "Your Ladyship" and "Your Grace," with non-use by service personnel punishable by public flogging and up to sixty days in jail!
• last-minute "bumping" privileges for train and plane seats, reserved-seating cultural events, and table reservations at participating five-star restaurants and nightclubs!
• "top-of-the-list" priority for liver, heart, and cornea transplants at Vilnius's famed Antakalnis Hospital!
• no-limit hunting and fishing licenses, plus off-season privileges in national game reserves!
• your name in block letters on the side of large boats!
• etc., etc.!