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prelapsarian
(en)
(adjective) characteristic of or belonging to the time or state before the fall of humankind
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Back in those ancient prelapsarian days, "girl-on-girl" hadn't even been invented yet.
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7 years, 2 months ago
Back in those ancient prelapsarian days, "girl-on-girl" hadn't even been invented yet.
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7 years, 2 months ago
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Dear Optimist:
My husband, who knows very well that I love nothing more than wearing bonnets, recently bought a convertible. He's always doing "passive-aggressive" things like this. Like once, after I had all my teeth pulled, he bought a big box of Cracker Jack. Another time, when I had very serious burns over 90 per cent of my body, he tricked me into getting a hot oil massage, then tripped me so that I fell into a vat of hydrochloric acid. [...]
this was like the only letter that was mildly funny. the rest was like falling into a vat of hydrochloric acid
Dear Optimist:
My husband, who knows very well that I love nothing more than wearing bonnets, recently bought a convertible. He's always doing "passive-aggressive" things like this. Like once, after I had all my teeth pulled, he bought a big box of Cracker Jack. Another time, when I had very serious burns over 90 per cent of my body, he tricked me into getting a hot oil massage, then tripped me so that I fell into a vat of hydrochloric acid. [...]
this was like the only letter that was mildly funny. the rest was like falling into a vat of hydrochloric acid